This is a very special special variety of parsnip which is may be inserted by the dominant party into the receptive party’s arse, hence the name arseparsnip see,because it’s a parsnip that you stick up your… yeah, you get it.
Due to the nature of this very special special parsnip’s employment, you may or may not want to consume the parsnip, once it’s primary objective has been completed. This will depend entirely on your penchant for a nuttier roast
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.