Snake's Armpit 

something that is damn near impossible to find.

john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.

Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!

Snake's Armpit by Linorth April 30, 2015

Like a Frenchman's Armpit 

Generally used to describe someone that is emitting a strong, foul body odor. However, may apply to describe anything with a putrid, rancid smell.

Roger's refusal to bath on a regular basis had become unbearable. He was finally confronted by his boss who told him there were too many complaints about him smelling Like a Frenchman's Armpit.

Like a Frenchman's Armpit by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

mouth tastes like an abo's armpit 

To have a foul tasting mouth such as the dry foul taste in the mouth the morning after a hard drinking session. Reference is generally to the Australian aboriginal as they have very poor personal hygiene.

My mouth tastes like an abo's armpit

mouth tastes like an abo's armpit by Djep September 26, 2007

Badger's Armpit 

Euphemism for one of the more hairy and fragrant varieties of Lady Garden. Frequently delivered in the form of a metaphor and often in humour or amazement.

Christ on a bike, Luv you're pussy's hairier than a Badger's Armpit.

...and when I finally got down there I discovered Her Majesty's feminine parts to be as that of a Badger's Armpit.

Badger's Armpit by goody5 December 10, 2010

Lumberjack's Armpit 

The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!

Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.

Lumberjack's Armpit by Tom Learoyd May 30, 2006

Turd’s Armpit 

Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.

That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.

This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”

Turd’s Armpit by girl1342 February 17, 2023

Ayden's Armpit Hairs 

The armpit hairs of a very hot and intelligent young man that resemble that of Gandalf the Gray.

"Wowie man, have you seen Ayden's Armpit Hairs? They look just like Gandalf!"

Ayden's Armpit Hairs by JimmyDingo July 12, 2023