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Army Acronyms 

Funny acronyms and slangs used by American soldiers in wars.
Here is a list of the most popular army acronyms.

REMF - Rear-Echelon Motherfucker
ATFU - Ate The Fuck Up
DILLIGAFF - Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
FIDO - Fuck It. Drive On
FIIGMO - Fuck It, I've Got My Orders
FISHDO - Fuck It, Shit Happens
FM - Fucking Magic
FNG - Fucking New Guy
FOAD - Fuck Off And Die
FODA - Fuck Off and Die Asshole
FTA - Fuck The Army
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBIJAR - Fuck You Buddy, I'm Just a Reservist
FUBB - Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIS - Fuck You, Buddy, I'm Shipping
FUGAZI - Fucked-up, Got Ambushed, Zipped-In
FYB - Fuck Your Buddy
JAFO - Just Another Fucking Observer
JANFU - Joint Army-Navy Fuck-up
LLMF - Lost Like a Mother Fucker
NFG - No Fucking Good
NPGs - No Pussy Getters
BCD - Birth Control Device. Refers to army issue eyeglasses
PFC - Pointless Fucking Chevron, or Proud Fucking Civilian
PFM - Pure Fucking Magic
SOS - Same Old Shit
SNAFU - Situation Normal: All Fucked Up
SRDH - Shit Rolls Down Hill
SSDD - Same Shit, Different Day
SSND - Same Shit, New Day
SWAG - Scientific Wild-Ass Guess
SST - Shit-Sucking Truck, Slang for the vehicle used to remove human waste from the portable toilets.
S-FUS - Standard Fucked Up Situation
TARFU - Things Are Really Fucked Up
YMRASU - Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army backwards)
WTF - What The Fuck, said as "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" on radio's
Army Acronyms by Hojko January 19, 2008
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012