Hidden Armadillo

Something you don't see because you are distracted by a semi-naked woman.

Whoa! I didn't see the hidden armadillo until my girl pointed it out to me.

by haleycakes March 12, 2010

Armadillo Sack

a nice well-rounded and tight nutsack that rolls up like an armadillo when cold.

tyrone dropped his pants and showed us his armadillo sack for show and tell today.

by nutface May 5, 2008

Sunny The Armadillo

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

He'll never find me here!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

Reverse Armadillo

When the guy is laying down and the girl does a backbench and rolls onto the penis like an armadillo but in reverse

I heard Garret and Kalen tried the reverse armadillo last night.

by GK2001 February 24, 2022

horny armadillo

where your ribcage is removed to suck your own dick

gabe, youre a horny armadillo

by The Sock Stealer March 15, 2020

Armadillo Maniac

This is London/Stockholm slang for proper ginger man. The person is usually a slow driver and a poor shot. He hides his obvious alcoholic tendences behind his job as a anti prohibition advocate. So not the sharpest swordfish in the sea

Why don't you Armadillo Maniac it?

by BruteWarmonger February 4, 2018

Nutty Armadillo

A mixed drink consisting of one part tequilla, and two parts peanut butter. Usually consisting of creamy peanut butter, some dare-devils choose to use chunky.

After chugging his Nutty Armadillo, Tim began to choke, for he did not realize that he used chunky peanut butter.

by Stan Trebazi January 14, 2012