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The ordinary looking type of guy that manages to hook up with unbelievably attractive women due to his enormous wang.
(Incidentally, armadillos have the largest penises relative to their body size)
"Dude, that chick is way out of his league!"
"Nope. He's a hidden armadillo."
by JoZErDevNull March 11, 2010
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