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Arlington, WA 

A little town an hour north of Seattle. 100 year old houses and businesses. Cows. 10 hair salons in a 1 radius. All the cool kids either hang out at the river, Mcdonalds, or the parking lot of Safeway. Lots of plaid, Romeo's and TOMS Shoes dwell here.
Hey dude, you live in a hick town, right?

Yes, I live in Arlington, WA.
Arlington, WA by chelseabvdm December 17, 2011
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Arlington, WA 

Arlington, Washington is one of the best towns in Washington. Most of the town knows everyone and all their business. The hoppin' spot is The Blue Bird which is located on Olympic, the main street. They love their sports team, even if they aren't number 1. They always win the stilly cup, thats for sure. The girls are hot and the boys are bangin. Either floating down the river or jumping off the bridge, the best place during the summer is the river. La Hacienda is the best place for dinner or lunch.
She's tight, she's from arlington, wa!
Arlington, WA by Katie * January 4, 2009

Arlington, WA 

Arlington is home of the hics. It's a old ass farm town full of hot chicks and fuck boys. If you live here you're either a total redneck or you're a pothead. Everyone hangs in town and either big chills at Haller park or smokes weed in the barn or down by the river. The hics all smoke ciggies and race their jacked up trucks. That's all we really do round here. It's pretty litty.
Yeah that's right I live in Arlington, WA don't @ me

Yo my dealer is in Arlington

I'm looking for one of them Arlington hics have you seen one
Arlington, WA by Scmethatd January 13, 2019

Arlington, WA 

The tightest, epicest, most legit city in all of Snoho County - Scratch that - in Washington State. The girls are beautiful, the men are steamin'. There are four elementary schools: Kent Prairie (the best), Eagle Creek (second best), and Presidents, and Pioneer. The two middle schools are Post and Haller (Post owns Haller). Everyone at Arlington shows spirit for their team the Eagles by coming to the football games every night. Its also home to one of the best clothing stores in downtown Arlington - The Klothing Vault. If you like awesome, small towns, Arlington is the most legitimate.
Guy: Hey were are you from?
Girl: From Seattle.
Guy: Hey, bitch ! Out!
Girl: Why?
Guy: OUT! NOW! Because you got to be livin in the legit town of Arlington, WA to be at this party !
Arlington, WA by ArlingtonAlixx April 21, 2011

Arlington power wash

The sex act of catching your partner by surprise by letting them know you're about to nut while you're getting a blowjob, having them get in position for a facial, to then surprise them by pissing ass hard as you can on their face.
"How was your night with Albert?"
"Oh, he was such a prankster the whole night, he even pulled an Arlington power wash on me in bed!"
"Haha classic Albert"
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