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Aristemo 

The ship between best bois Aris and Temo. This ship is the best ship and no one can say otherwise
Person 1: What's the best ship ever?
Person 2: Aristemo
Aristemo by Hewwo_Spooky_Friends October 12, 2018
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The most kind and caring man you will ever meet. He puts his heart and soal into everything he does. He smells very good and is always so so smiley all the time. He brings everybody happiness without even trying. Everyone loves aristeo bc of his heart of gold and love for everyone around him. Aristeo definitely turns heads from all directions wherever he goes because of his sexy appeal and confidence. Anyone would love to get to know aristeo as he is very popular and famous. His girlfriend loves him with alllll her heart and will always be there for him bc that’s what a guy named aristeo deserves.
We love an Aristeo sister
Aristeo by Aristeo baby June 12, 2018
Master of the Patron slightly resembling mario and a baller mustache !
Hey man have you seen aristeo?

Yea hes combing his mustache by the patron!
Aristeo by dora396 October 19, 2010

Aristerodaktyliophobia 

an irrational fear or aversion to one’s left ring finger.
Due to Jacks Aristerodaktyliophobia he did not like seeing his own ring finger
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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