Aqua Velva 

A human male, usually bar-dwelling, who seems to use the trendiest cologne as a body lotion, and thinks that he is the reason every lady in the place came out on any particular evening. Sometimes known to wear shiny clothing, lip gloss, eyeliner, and enough hair gel to make his head bullet proof. Can also be identified by his Justin Timberlake "Sexy Back" ringtone.

Take a look at these aqua velvas that just walked in! They make me feel like im watching an episode of Growin Up Gotti!

Aqua Velva by Big Business February 13, 2007

aqua velva 

That guy at the bar in the tight shirt with the slicked back hair and the big muscles who thinks he looks good. He may also be dancing like an idiot.

Hey Johnny, I think that aqua velva's trying to hit on your girlfriend

aqua velva by Melvin Wiener November 25, 2006

Aquavella 

Smartest/craziest people you will ever know

"That family is like the Aquavella's!"

Aquavella by 4aquamari7 February 4, 2009