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Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.
Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed
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Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Aptakisic Jr. High School, is a school full of fake annoying ass people. Famously infamous for having literally the ugliest guys ever in terms of how they actually look, and how they act. It was supposed to be just 7th and 8th graders, but they had the best idea ever, to shove in 6th graders, and now it feels like there are infants running around screaming ur mom jokes. The lunch used to be really cool, but then COVID happened, and the teachers range from bearable, to complete ass. It’s still to this day basically just a popularity contest, waiting to see which popular white kid says a racial slur first. It’s a school that exists, and I hate it most of the time.
Jessica: hey, you know the school that almost had a stabbing

Jake: you mean Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Jessica: yeah that one!

Jake: yeah, my friend went there. He barely made it out.

Aptakisic Jr. High School 

Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.
Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated

Daniel: rip
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026