Apsyrnian

The base, community name for being one of APSIR / ZODSIR revolving around a new-found religion in which the general and devoted members seeking spiritual guidance from a Mortal God; Zodious- and the higher seen Greek Gods.

'I'm Catholic. What are you?"
"I'm Apsyrnian."

by Амон December 25, 2022

Assyrian Khigga

where you sometimes find your self holding hands with random strangers and dance around endlessly in circles while getting encouraged by the singer(s) to shake it and live long and to have only 1 leader of the line!

convention, weddings, parties, engagements, assyrian khigga

by dawolchi January 23, 2011

assyrian car wash

When you take an epic, unwipeable dump. All avenues to a clean butthole have failed. Go straight to shower and do not pass go,

I ate of bunch of Bosnian food last night. Had to take an Assyrian car wash this morning.

by RobertOfLocksley August 3, 2015

Assyrian Girl

A middle-eastern girl with big brown eyes, dark hair,
and a bright smile. She is constantly mistaked for being persian. She is for the most part good and sweet. She is known throughout the assyrian community and loved. If there's anyone who can dance Sheykhaneh, Its her.

Arbella: Dude, Shamiran is so nice, she helps ppl out anyone who needs her help.
Sargon: classic assyrian girl, always helping out.

by nahrina October 5, 2009

Assyrian

Racially, Assyrians -- like most Middle Eastern people -- are classified as Caucasian.

The Assyrians look quite similar to Southern Europeans (Greeks, Italians, Maltese, etc) and also Persian people. So they are Mediterranean.

Most Assyrians are fair-skinned. Though, there are lots that are olive and dark-skinned. Mediterranean

Lighter Assyrians are found in Northern Iraq/Turkey.

Darker ones are found in the south of Iraq.

by Boardwalk July 16, 2009

Assyrian

The nationality that i am. A race of super sexy middle easterns that are all some how related that know everyone as cousins.

Assyrian:Whatup cousin!!!111
Me: Dude i dont even know you, but your still probably my cousin so SUP!

by Sotel April 27, 2005

Assyrian

Indigenous Christian people of the Middle East, as well as founders of the empires of Assyria and Babylonia. Commonly referenced in the Bible, Assyrians created one of the most historically organized systems of government and society. Assyrians were the first civilization to establish a system of common laws, a library system, and are recognized as inventors of the wheel. Throughout history, Assyrians have been subjected to massive genocide. There are currently only 3.3 million Assyrians living today, with about half the global Assyrian population living in Iraq. Locations with the largest concentrations of Assyrians in the United States, which is the home to about 400,000 Assyrians, are the Chicago, IL area with about 70,000 Assyrians, and the Modesto, CA area with about 20,000 Assyrians. Also see Chaldeans, or Catholic Assyrians.

With the coming of Christ, Assyrians were one of the first people who accepted Christianity.

by YB February 5, 2005