If news of April 11th got to you too late, you're in luck ! April 18th is National April 11th redo day ! You can officially grab ass without (horrid) consequences.
To grab ass is to embrace the heavens themselves. With this day you are able to "redo" April 11th; grab ass day.
"Hey sue, it's: April 18th: National April 11th redo day!"
This Day Is To Honor And Respect All Survivors Of Rape And Assault.
On This Day- We Shall Remind Those Of How Important And Valued They Are As A Person And How Much We Love And Care About This Community.
On This Day- We Shall Take A Moment Of Silence At 3 PM UTC Time In Respect To Those Who Have Lost Their Lives To Rape And Assault.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.