-noun
1. apples stewed to a soft pulp and sometimes sweetened or spiced with cinnamon.

2. Slang. nonsense; bunk. Nonsensical talk or writing

Origin: 1730-40; apple + sauce
This is some fucked up shit - I mean, applesauce.

APPLESAUCE. Applesauce I tell you!
by Apple Applesause Sause March 12, 2008
Get the applesauce mug.
Bi product from heat and sweat and whatever material is formed during the rubbing of the butt cheeks during a vigorous activity especially during a 100 plus degree day. Especially indicitive to adolescent children who do not believe in good hygiene.
Hey son, how was basketball practice. Good dad, but i got to take a shower i have a bunch of applesauce in my butt cheeks.
by Dave Allison74 November 7, 2010
Get the applesauce mug.
A saucer pass that leads to a goal therefore giving the passer an assist aka apple
Caro: How'd we score? I missed it.
TKilgs: Guy went bar down off some rad applesauce from Gary.
Caro: Thats mint! No wonder he had such a dirty cele.
by D-Nasty28 February 6, 2010
Get the applesauce mug.
When another individual isn't looking you throw the entire contents of their desk onto the floor
John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"
by Honors Biology November 14, 2012
Get the Applesauced mug.
Slang for alcohol. For use in situations where the real world shouldn't be revealed.
"make sure to bring the applesauce"
by Brandy Mahell February 7, 2005
Get the applesauce mug.