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Apple J

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee
by Crystallists January 27, 2010
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apple juice song

The apple juice song is a short song by Why Don’t We’s Daniel Seavey, singing out his apple juice box
Limelight 1: I love the apple juice song
Limelight 2: Yeah ikr, Dani should release it
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Cookies And Apple Juice

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum
Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.
by WhoTheFuckIsYou? May 24, 2009
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Apple joy

Apple: an eyecatching irresistible fruit but don't ever eat this or else you'll wake up into reality with a sin
Joy : a great pleasure happiness
Real angel and the total opposite at the same time. Don't mess with her!
Apple Joy : don't mess with her she can be a real angel and the total opposite at the same time
by Irresistible Queen June 8, 2021
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Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
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Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.
Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.
by AFallet1 January 5, 2011
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apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"
person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!
by delishxo March 6, 2011
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