Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.

"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.

Apple Evangelist by CloudPixie August 10, 2012

Applevangelist 

A person who is a fan of all things that Apple Computers produces and will actively try and convert others while bashing any competing technology on forums or even in public.

These people do not represent the average user of Apple products.

Oh no, hide your Droid, here comes Steve the Applevangelist.

Applevangelist by cal41 January 14, 2011