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apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

Bert's Apple Crumble

Simply, its where one places an apple pie (Favorably, the Kipling variety is used) over the receiving chaps anus, and begins anal intercourse with the said arsehole essentially crumbling up the apple pie over the rectal passage. The end resulting jizzy pooey apple crumble is then shared, A delacasy in certain parts of the world.

The act is not strictly kept to the gay community however, no known documentation of women trying Bert's Apple Crumble have been found.
Mikey the stand in drummer had never tried Bert's Apple crumble before, he was delighted at what him and the rest of the boys had created after a homo-erotic band practice.

apple crumble 

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.
I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!

Apple Crumble 

For something to go wrong, to mess up.
Used in the song “Apple Crumble” by Lime Cordiale and Idris Elba.
This dinner party has all gone apple crumble

the apple crumbler

when you cum inside an apple and you give it to your girlfreinds mom and watch her eat it
this bitch was givin me lip so i gave her the apple crumbler
the apple crumbler by spencer s August 7, 2006

Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter 

A person who identifies as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter uses the pronouns Quo/Quaoi and generally has purple or green hair
Person 1: "What is that girl doing?"
Person 2: "Sorry, but i am not a 'girl'. I identify as an Apple Crumble Flavoured Apache Attack Helicopter and us the pronouns Quo/Quaoi