apple de applte

said in awkward situations with girls, this expression will get you laid 12 times out 10.

girl:...
guy:...
girl:...
guy:apple de applte
girl:wanna come to my house and have some fun?

apple hugger

You are such a apple hugger . You are always putting down android phones.

by Greg Dilone Jr September 3, 2015

When you and your bro are Eiffel Towering a girl, then switch places after you nut, and proceed to eat the others crème pie ;)

Hey Carl I Have a girl that’s down to make some Frosted Apple McMuffins in her pum pum

how much LSD a homie has and if you can get any.

yo Brian how many apples you have in your apple basket

apple pencil is a electronic pencil for ipads for rich people and its so dumb, why dont u use your finger?

"just connected my apple pencil to my ipad, the prices are so high"
"why dont u use your finger?"
"well i wasted all my money :|"

by yeetb01 September 15, 2022

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022