Douchebag's Threesome 

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

Douchebag's Threesome by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

schrodinger’s douchebag 

One who makes douchebag statements, particularly sexist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.

"Oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it's the only place they're useful"
*with one group* "Haha just kidding, that's sexist"
*with anther* "lol amirite"
"You're a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?"

schrodinger’s douchebag by theoriginalspike October 23, 2013

shrödinger's douchebag 

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

shrödinger's douchebag by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Schrodinger's douchebag 

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by mememania November 28, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Watch out, Susie! That guy is Schrödinger's Douchebag, he’ll trap you in a thought-experiment without your consent!

Schrödinger's Douchebag by Sickomonster December 24, 2020

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Any website that lacks effective moderation and allows some level of anonymity will, to varying degrees, approxomate 4chan, and be overrun with Schrödinger's Douchebags. Now this type of person defends, for instance, rape-jokes by saying "all humor is inherently punching down because there must be a butt to every joke." He hasn't thought about it. he assumes it's true because he figures "(he's) a smart guy, and whatever (he) assumes is probably right", but he's unfazed if you prove otherwise. There's no shortage of dodgy reasons he might be right and you wrong. He'll just pick another one. What matters is the game continues.

-- Innuendo Studios example of Schrödinger's Douchebag, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"

Schrödinger's Douchebag by The Logical Fallacy February 3, 2019

Schrödinger's Douchebag

Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.

Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"

Schrödinger's Douchebag by Bro💀💀💀 July 1, 2022