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Apollo Quiboloy 

The richest man on Earth, rather, universe. Rank 0 on Forbes magazine. Sole owner of the Earth and universe.
Pay to Apollo Quiboloy or you will get evicted to Earth.

Beware, Apollo Quiboloy might push the remote to turn off the sun.
Apollo Quiboloy by BuboyBolitas September 28, 2019
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Apollo Quiboloy 

WARNING: There are biases imminent in this definition, that is only for comedic purposes, so if you are offended, then go to Wikipedia

Apollo Quiboloy is a boomer creep, that claims himself to be Jesus Christ. He is a mentally-ill retarded subhuman/lowlife/monkey and Googolplex-th class citizen, that needs to be tortured for TREE3 years, because he does not deserve human rights.

He makes a whole stupid cult to satisfy his sexual gratification with teens as young as 8-17 years old, like what the actual fuck? Eww, very disgusting, and he has 1 Solarion of Child Porn on his computer.

The worst offenders of him, is that he is engaging in human trafficking (AKA Neo-Slavery), Ponzi Scheme, Extortion of Minors for nudes, smuggling, money laundering and e.t.c.

He has a TV Channel called "SMNI News" to propagate his pro-pedophilic views, that is so creepy, cultish, eerie and pro-eastern. He has praised so many atrocities like the Holocaust and the Russo-Ukrainian War, thinking it's a moral crusade.

He is racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and jingoist, just like the 8-Year Old GeoMorons who post bigoted inflammatory CapCut/Alight Motion Edits, who base off their morality to terminally-online subhumans (Which are Sigma Males and not Jews). He is also worse than IncTV, and is also the perpetrator of the ABS-CBN Shutdown, while letting POGO Strive in The Philippines, which proves he supports Duterte.
Person 1 (Brainded Apollo Quiboloy Fan): Mabuhay ang SMNI News, Truth that matters!
Person 2 (Filipino): Putanginamo ka, Apekpek Quibozo ay gago ka!
Person 3 (English): Go fuck yourself, Pedophile Supporter!
Apollo Quiboloy by MarioFan171 July 18, 2024
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