Aphos

ei*fos. A male name meaning "Bringer of Light"

Aphos couldn't wait to shred Mt. Kachina with his buddies; they had all been planning the trip for months.

Aphos by San Tsai February 28, 2009

The Apostle of Payback 

The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.

Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!

The Apostle of Payback by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Apostolis 

A good guy with big pp. A good person and he's always ready to help. Also he's a popular person with many friends and a beautiful girlfriend. Moreover he likes food and he always want to eat good and expensive food.

Apostolis is my friend

Apostolis by Hsjsk59 November 20, 2021

apostate

One who has abandoned one's religious faith, a political party, one's principles, or a cause.

I was raised Mormon, but now I am the biggest apostate in the state of Utah.

apostate by Odin March 27, 2005

Apostolos 

A Greek guy with a Unique name. All the girls wish they could spend a moment with him and his unforgettable charm. Charming, Stunning, unforgettable, Confident, Cute guy

Girl #1: Look at that guy, his so cute !!!
Girl #2: Ya i know, i bet he's Greek.
Girl #3: Ya i herd of him, his name is Apostolos.
All the Girls together: UUghhhh.... i wish i could get him !!!

Apostolos by Cristiano God August 24, 2011

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

apostrophe crime 

What you say when you see one of the most heinous crimes against the english language known to man. It's when an apostrophe is put in a plural noun (WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG!), therefore indicating that the noun somehow owns something...

sign: BOOK'S FOR SALE!
my smart friend: SHEILD YOUR EYES! APOSTROPHE CRIME!
me: *smacks forehead* So... that book owns a for sale? That's interesting... MY GOD PEOPLE WHEN WILL YOU LEARN!?!?

apostrophe crime by brittandherllama January 11, 2006