Apert 

Apert (uh-PURT), slang means to be at a high level of skill.
(Adjective)

First Guy-"Dude she just so apert with math- that's why i love her."
Friend-"Ain't that shallow to just like how apert she is in something mate?"

Apert by Rove, goes roving September 5, 2024

acerthorn 

inability to take blame for anything and urges to sue anyone!

Pulling an "acerthorn"
Joe: Ffs there's a hair in my burger
David: Sue the burger company for 500 billions!
Joe: Nah I don't wanna pull an acerthorn.

acerthorn by SomeGuyFromLosSantos May 20, 2021

Amber Turd Alert 

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Amber Turd Alert by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020

Five feet apart 

Cause they're not gay

"Two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they're not gay"

Five feet apart by Asian Bishh April 22, 2019

Aperture Science 

A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.

Aperture Science.

We do what we must, because we can.

Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009

Acerthorn 

An acerthorn is a large gremlin creature which has unusual tendencies to randomly make barking and gobble noises, it’s diet includes: Twinkies, Hot Dogs and fly’s. Often makes hostile actions to its family members. An acerthorn loves to steal money from the innocent

Oh dude look there’s an acerthorn! It might steal our money because we looked at it funny

Acerthorn by TwinkieMan509 April 23, 2022