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Anxiety poop 

Having an extreme urge to poop when you have to make a decision at that very moment or with a large group of people, especially family members and everyone is being indecisive, not saying much, talking over each other.

You could also just start thinking about an event coming up that is going to be awkward and uncomfortable because of the people that are going to be there.
Sharon sent an email to her entire family asking if anyone wants to book a room for the Disneyland trip at that very moment because there are only 2 rooms left. Terry gets anxiety poop because she has not decided whether she is going or not.

Peg got anxiety poop when she started thinking about Jan being at the upcoming wedding that she was attending on Friday.
Anxiety poop by Terry & Peg forever September 13, 2011
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poop anxiety 

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
poop anxiety by phrederick December 21, 2014
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