Anonpooer
The act of segregation is termed as 'anonpooper'. People are segregated into 2 groups: members and non-members. Non-members are forced to live in plain igloos, are not allowed to buy many items and puffles and are not allowed to take part in most community events. Why is this? This is because Club Penguin penguins are segregated, just like the Non-Slone in 2020. Texas's segregation laws would prevent Non-Slones from having many of the same privileges as Slones, this creating an obvious divide between the two entities. This caused the uprising of Spacecaveman7, the most famed Non-Slone in history, beaten only by Anonymousman01. Club Penguin, however, has no uprising. Why? Because it lacks freedom of speech. You step out of line, you're banished. Sent into a permanent exile, an outcast from the Club of Penguins. Any attempt to revolt against Club Penguin's oppression will result in an exile. So not only does Club Penguin enforce a rank system, but it is also a fascist state. Club Penguin is not a kids game- it is quite the opposite. It is a work of a dystopia that has managed to convince its subjects that it is fair. With deep political undertones and a disturbing portrayal of contemporary Slonism, this may be the best work of dystopian fiction since George Orwell's 1984.
Anonpooer by Housewindow May 31, 2020
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