Ankle Drop

Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.

Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.

I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.

I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020