Angry Candy

n. A young girl with issues who has intermitten bouts of rage. In the case of someone who is 'angry candy', these moments are ironic and sad, because the girl is so small she can't actually damage anything other than herself.

"Relax, angry candy. It'll all be over soon, so put down the pillow and take a moment of chill, kay?"

by Robert Akins April 17, 2006

angry caddy

When you swing your dick across a bitch's nipple while she holds your balls. If you slice the tip, be sure to yell fore.

I just angry caddy' that bitch's titties and almost poked out her eye.

by Bumbles tasting November 16, 2015