Angry Santa

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While sitting down have someone sitting on your lap, riding your cock. They should be facing the same direction as you. Whisper lightly in their ear that you have a present for them, then suddenly remove your dick and drive it into their ass. Grab their tits ferociously and yell "HO! HO! HO!" for added effect.

I had to shell out an extra $250 at the titty bar last night to get in the x-mas spirit. It was worth it though...I got an angry santa in the back room.

Angry Santa by rizzorainmaker February 26, 2010

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Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.

Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"

Angry Santa by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009

Related Words

Angry Santa • The angry santa • Saint Angry • angry sandals • angry dragon • Angry Pirate • Angry Bird • angry • angry beaver • angry monkey

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

The angry santa by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026