Angry Otter

A sex act where in the male lies on his back with the woman on top. While she's in the throes of pleasure, he removes an oyster from under the pillow and breaks it open on the side of her head.

After she leaves the apartment, he pushes all the furniture together to make a dam.

That insane hobo used to be a corporate VP before Phil performed an Angry Otter on her and made her have a stroke.

Angry Otter by Jaroferic September 29, 2011

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Angry Otter

Sex act when a man is on a woman's chest titty fucking her and he cums too soon so she smacks his balls like an otter breaking an oyster open.

Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he's walking a little funny today.

Angry Otter by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021

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Angry Otter

A sex act. When a man is titty-fucking a woman and cums too soon or against her will so she hits him in the balls like an otter breaking open an oyster.

Nick was titty-fucking Dolly and blew his load too soon so she gave him the Angry Otter. Needless to say he was walking a little funny this morning.

Angry Otter by Stefon Zelesky October 5, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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