angry mushroom

Slang reference to the male erection. Specifically used to describe someone with an exceptionally "hard"; yet, pitifully small erection.

GIRL 1: What happened with James last nite.
GIRL 2: He came out of the bathroom, nakid with an angry mushroom that made me laugh hysterically.
GIRL 1: Then what?
GIRL 2: He started cryin and left

angry mushroom by el-dday January 15, 2007

Angry Mushroom

When your dick's head is smaller than the width of your cock

I have to warn you, I have an Angry Mushroom

Angry Mushroom by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018