A 400 lb heffalump resembling a giant mouth-breathing urinal cake that smells like rancid dolphin-infested tuna. Sometimes found with craft glitter in the unchanged adult diapers of low-rent convalescents patients.
"Please don't leave Gramma in that nursing home, she'll be defenseless against an Angel Zones infestation!"
by Barry Isacunt November 3, 2017
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