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Anatidaephobia 

The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Jimmy has anatidaephobia.
Anatidaephobia by SPGLink June 30, 2003

Anatidaephobia 

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
Anatidaephobia by blank babushka October 24, 2009

Anatidaephilia

Donald's room is full of duck statues and bought his girlfriend a duck mask. Donald suffers from Anatidaephilia.
Anatidaephilia by Snapsnap December 15, 2010

Anatidaephilia

loving the idea that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. being addicted to that idea.
melissa has anatidaephilia ever since she met gary larson.
Anatidaephilia by duck2 October 8, 2007

Anatidaephobia 

An irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing....a duck watches!
Dave 'Cant shake this feeling that there is a duck watching me today, think im suffering from Anatidaephobia'

*looks outside the window*

*Menacing duck looking back with shifty eyes'
Anatidaephobia by Roxy86 January 11, 2010

Anatidaephobia 

Anatidaephobia, is the irrational fear that a psychopathic and pervese duck is stalking you. Analysis of global populations have shown that most such phobes had googled Dolan memes in the past
Ratul would break into a sweat whenever the word 'duck' was mentioned. A terrible case of anatidaephobia resulting from a month's pathological Dolan meme reading.
Anatidaephobia by Devoidzylon April 30, 2016