Anal crong 

Something ugly or disgusting mainly in the asshole, but can be in any place in the ass in general. Be it fecal matter, a scar,a cut,a wart, etc.

Person 1: I was going balls deep in her asshole when I noticed she had a big Anal crong
Person 2: ew

Anal crong by BPTRY June 17, 2019

Anal crong 

Accidental anal

When you’re having sex and your penis slips in to the ass accidentally

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

Anal crong by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

Anal crong 

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

Anal crong by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020

analcron 

A variant of coronavirus of the anus.

He has analcron, I tasted his nuss!

analcron by Kussa123 June 18, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019