The warning sound when untitled goose with knife is near.
Guy 1: OH SHIT THE ‘PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION’ ALARMS ARE ON
Guy 2: OH FUCK PACK YOUR BAGS HONEY WE NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE VICINITY OF THIS TOWN
When a choicesomeone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.
John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.
Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?
Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.
Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.