An SSS

A Sloppy Seconds Stealer; picks up your old boys/girls/other as soon as you are done with them.

Oh my God. I just broke up with my boyfriend, and Brooke already got to him. She's such an SSS.

by SaltyBitch254 March 01, 2017

SSS

Shit - Shower - Shave

Hold on i have to SSS

by Maspuce August 28, 2003

SSS

Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.

I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.

by DTraj May 16, 2007

SSS

Spooky Scary Sunday
The best YouTube series to ever exist, hosted by Cory Kenshin

Niko: Yo Tory u ready for the SSS to drop tonight?
Tory: Fuck yeah! Ima have to go buy some snacks first

by 999.b3lla October 20, 2021

SSS

Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.

I think a little SSS might solve this problem

by Mazeman June 28, 2006

SSS

Small sample size

Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"

by hank25 July 31, 2010

SSS

Super Stealthy Stalker

Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!

by notyourrouter August 09, 2012