Amsterdam Braiser
(noun / verb)
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.
Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.
Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.
Amsterdam Braiser by Evil Chef September 16, 2025
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