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Amish Buggy 

A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.
Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.
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Amish Buggy Ride 

Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.
Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.
Amish Buggy Ride by The Amish Ace January 18, 2010

Trans Amish buggy  

An Amish horse-drawn buggy not built for standard family use, they are used for the purpose of finding and woo-ing a wife. They are "sportier"(gasping and holding back a laugh) than the common Amish buggys seen carrying families.
"I saw a Trans Amish buggy riding down the street the other day. The guy had no beard, guess he must be looking for a wife."
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