Amish Buggy

A man kneels down on a furniture dolly while his partner is on their hands and knees in front of him, while biting on a rope that is held by the man behind. The partner in front then pulls the man on the dolly around while getting penetrated by the one on the dolly. A beard and hat is optional on either party.

Patrick was so tired when he got home from working the fields that he had Carla prepare the Amish Buggy and give him a ride around the house.

Amish Buggy by emmerichstrausse June 6, 2013

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Amish Buggy Ride

Doing a girl in the reverse cowgirl position, up the shit pipe, while she holds your Amish beard like a saddle horn.

Tired of spending the night chili dogging his wife again, Jim decided to tidy up, give himself a Amish beard, and his wife an Amish Buggy Ride followed up with a mushroom stamp.

Amish Buggy Ride by The Amish Ace January 18, 2010

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Trans Amish buggy

An Amish horse-drawn buggy not built for standard family use, they are used for the purpose of finding and woo-ing a wife. They are "sportier"(gasping and holding back a laugh) than the common Amish buggys seen carrying families.

"I saw a Trans Amish buggy riding down the street the other day. The guy had no beard, guess he must be looking for a wife."

Trans Amish buggy by scorpioeric August 26, 2007

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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