When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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