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steal a mirror 

First used in Kurt Vonnegut's book, Breakfast of Champions, this phrase means roughly, "to take a leak."

"Sometimes somebody would say in his presence, 'Excuse me, I have to take a leak.' This was a way of saying that the speaker intended to drain liquid wastes from his body through a valve in his lower abdomen.

And Trout would reply waggishly, 'Where I come from, that means you're about to steal a mirror.'"
Guys, I'll be back in a second. I've gotta go steal a mirror.
steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 13, 2007

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror 

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.
John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

Put a mirror under their nose 

If you think someone is dead, you put a mirror under their nose to check if their alive by seeing if the mirror fogs up or not.
Oh my! I think Frank's dead!

Put a mirror under their nose!

Oh. It's fogging up. Frank's just passed out face first from drinking too much. Silly Frank the Tank.

Hang up a mirror 

I have to go to my co-workers house to hang up a mirror
Hang up a mirror by Heyitsme09 August 19, 2020

Amerrorcanism 

An Americanised version of a word which is not proper English. A corruption, or other vulgarisation of correct word use.
Americanization, and the use of TILL instead of 'TIL as a contraction of UNTIL.
Amerrorcanism by filecore November 25, 2003

steal a mirror 

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.
Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.
steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007