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America club

America club is an ass team which is Barcelona's cousin which means that if Barcelona is America's cousin that means America paid the refs like Barcelona did and America had Ochoa which is not fair

And every time America plays Chivas the Chivas players are always injured but they still have to play which sucks
America club is an ass and Chivas is better niggers
America club by chivas on top April 12, 2023

Maid in America Club 

An execlusive club for Americans that have had sex with their au pair or maid. Comparable to the mile high club
Paul: Did you end up banging Monica your au pair yet?
Brandon: Yup I'm a officially a member of the maid in America club. Drinks all around!
Maid in America Club by Big P FCW January 20, 2017

club america 

the best and richest mexican soccer club team. They have 10 championships and have an arch rivlary with Chivas, Pumas and C. Azul. Either you hate them, or love them. nothing in between
Damn that was a good game, but i knew Club America would end up winning again.
club america by alex del piero March 18, 2008

club america 

Only the best soccer team in the world.

BOO CHIVAAS!
Club America beat Chivas 2-1!

club america by Caroska July 31, 2007

Club America 

A soccer team in Mexico. Share a fierce rivalry with Chivas. America is the richest team outside of Europe but still bow down to Chivas. America, unlike Chivas, has to buy their players, rather than watch them come out of the institution. A team who wins 5-1 only when they play a team which belongs to them, has two players more, and has bribed the ref.
Americanista: America beat San Luis 5-1

Chivista: Duh, that team belongs to America, plus you had two extra players and the ref helped you guys.

Americanista: Lowers his head in shame

Club America has a team of 20 players, more then half of the team is from another country
Club America by AceGunz January 31, 2010

club america 

the most gayest, homo-est team in the history of homo kind
person #1: i go for america

person #2: no, dude, don't! Chivas has won 11 championships, and Club America has only won 10!

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tween boy #1: OMG! I go for, like, Club America, like, yeah!

tween boy 2: figures.

Club America 

A shitty mexie team that uses the ref to buy championships.
Club America = the Juventus of Mexico
Club America by Bofo100 December 9, 2008
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