"Aw man, we got in an argument and I left the house. When I came home, I realized she left me, but she Amber Alerted me on the way out the door."
by HectorVector April 27, 2022
Used for warning a friend about a possible crazy, psycho, narcissist, etc girl who will probably ruin your life.
Friend 1 : What do you think about this girl I just met?
Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe
Friend 2 : No offense, but I'm feeling a straight Amber alert vibe
by Zez0wn3r May 14, 2022
A message that conveys information about a recently missing or abducted person, usually displayed on electronic signs positioned along roadways. This message is broadcast by mass media, intended to enlist the public's help in finding the abducted person and often in catching the abductor.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
It is an acronym for "America's Missing: Broadcast Emergency Response"
It was named in honor of 9 year old Amber Hagerman, who was abducted and murdered.
Lady: did you hear about elizabeth smart?
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
Man: No, who's that?
Lady: She was abducted, i heard about it on the news.
Trucker: She's right. There's an Amber Alert on her, i saw the broadcast along I-80 this morning.
Man: oh.
by g-diggity May 29, 2006
by Retired Farmer July 13, 2020
When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex
Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.
Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.
Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.
Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?
by JayJayRon April 27, 2022
by SalvatorusRex April 29, 2022
When someone finds shit in their bed, they out out an Amber Alert, for everyone else to check theirs
by dketb May 05, 2022