amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

amber turding by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Amber Turding

The act of shitting on your partner's side of the bed and proceed to blame it on your dog.

I heard they broke up because she was amber turding too often.

Amber Turding by Eggmeister_69 May 21, 2022