Aman Khans are some of the fattest individuals you can meet, even though they are aware they are fat, they do not go to the gym. they are obsessed with cars and being complete dicks for no reason, never touch an Aman’s saucey takeaway chips or you won’t hear the end of it…
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.