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Amandering

To be on the phone constantly to your missus and being in constant fear of getting a telling off by your other half.
Oh he is Amandering again
Amandering by Matt787 March 13, 2024
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AMANDERING

someone aimlessly pottering around past bedtime, making unnecessary noise and not getting anything useful done in the process. often an attempt to make a snack and getting sidetracked thinking they can clean up a little while they are at it. before they know it, 90 minutes has past and they still haven't made a snack or tidied up.
John's been waiting for his wife to come to bed for 90 minutes, I bet she's in the kitchen Amandering again. He may as well go to sleep before the sun comes up and she's still not finished mucking around.
AMANDERING by fartiscrubs September 7, 2025

Amandering

When the bartender eats, checks her phone or sits down to watch a movie, instead of getting you a beer
Shirley the bartender was Amandering around instead of serving customers.
Amandering by thirsty at mollies April 18, 2026

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.
Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?
geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Jack-Mandering 

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote
"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."
Jack-Mandering by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022

amandazing 

(v.) A·man·dāzing Pertaining to the amazingness of Amanda. Trumps all other descriptive verbs.
Amanda is amandazing.
amandazing by shadowhunter1005 April 20, 2008

amazering 

1. more amazing than amazing.
Wow. That boy is amazering.
amazering by jeNner June 17, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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