A county in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, California. It is infested with a toxic mixture of rednecks and city slickers and they occasionally go to war over parking spaces. Watch out ElDo, we got a freaking movie theater! Yeah, you heard it, a singular movie theater!
Girl 1: I heard Amador County is full a rednecks.
Redneck: HORSR HORSE I LUV HORse
Guy who just moved in from Folsom: What the FUCK is a frog jump???
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.