A teenage boy who uses xD way too much for a 16-year-old and has absolutely amazing spelling. Truly there is no one on the planet who has mastered the English language as much as Alzetic. His spelling is immaculate and everyone knows it. Alzetic also really enjoys anime, sweatshirts, art, and arguing with his older sister. He uses Discord religiously and constantly tries to force his cousin to play modded Minecraft (it doesn't work). He wants to go on Survivor when he's older even though realistically he would hate the conditions. Oh yeah, Alzetic also has two cats. One has a brain compatible with that of a half-eaten peanut and the favourite gets all the cuddles.

A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.