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Altocalciphilia 

Altocalciphilia is a sexual fetish where the fetish object is shoes, boots, and sandals with high heels. It I generally but not exclusively a heterosexual condition where males are strongly attracted to females who wear high heels usually as a result of important female personalities in their childhood years having worn such footwear. The condition can be a major or a minor one, ranging from a simple preference for women who wear high heels through to the inability to perform the sex act without the female wearing high heels through to desiring only to masturbate or be masturbated with the high heeled footwear. It is in its mild form the most common sexual fetish amongst European and US males.
Having altocalciphilia he always asked his girlfriends to leave their heels on when making out in the sack. A
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Altocalciphilia 

Altocalciphilia is a sexual fetish where the fetish object is shoes, boots, and sandals with high heels. It I generally but not exclusively a heterosexual condition where males are strongly attracted to females who wear high heels usually as a result of important female personalities in their childhood years having worn such footwear. The condition can be a major or a minor one, ranging from a simple preference for women who wear high heels through to the inability to perform the sex act without the female wearing high heels through to desiring only to masturbate or be masturbated with the high heeled footwear. It is in its mild form the most common sexual fetish amongst European and US males.
Having altocalciphilia he always asked his girlfriends to leave their heels on when making out in the sack.
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Altocalciphilia 

Altocalciphilia is the sexual fetish for high heels
"Why is Dave wearing high heels?"

"Didn't you know? He's Altocalciphilia. That's his thing."
Altocalciphilia by Niji February 4, 2014

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026