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Altea is a person with wide understanding of her surroundings. She is caring for the people she trust and cautious of the people she don’t. She may seem like a quiet and timid person at first, but don’t threaten her, she bites back.
Don’t threaten Altea, she might punch your teeth out.”
Altea by Lavenderbloom January 5, 2019
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is a simp clown for someone she loves who doesn't love her back
omg! Altea is doing it again!
Altea by cryslea June 8, 2020
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Altea is the very bubbly person that cares a lot about what other people think! She has very high high’s but very low low’s. She loves drama and can eat like a beast! Partying is her second nature and she has insanely amazing sex! When you find an Altea keep her… forever… seriously do not let her go!
Trainer - I found an Altea!

Second trainer - Omgggg where did you find her??? I want one too!
Altea by The_same_guy_as_before November 23, 2021
"Altea è la persona migliore del mondo"
Altea by Pseudonimobello May 15, 2022
Alleah is wired, funny, caring, she will always try to make u laugh shes shy but once to get to know her she great. She loves animals, shes kind but can be a bitch at times for fun when she and they know its a joke. If you need someone to talk to she will be there for you no matter what, once she loves you she wont stop. Dont let her go keep her in your life.
Person: oh hey alleah.
Alleah by XxLeahxxortegaxx March 17, 2018
Alea is a great and wonderful girl. She is so caring and adorable. She is talented and also smart ass. She loves to eat. She is not like that who is stay at home whole day. She likes to go outside and likes to travel. Everyone likes her. She is charming and also good at cooking.

She hates dramas but also helps friends waittt I forgot to tell that she actually have guy friends the most for then girl friends. She is so friendly.
If anyone get her as a girlfriend or best friend that guy or girl will the luckiest person in the universe.
Kevin : Alea is the goddess.
Cora : you’re lucky to have her...
Alea by _Lil_Cora_ June 15, 2020

die already 

A phrase you use when you're busy killing somebody but they're taking way too long to actually die and you're getting impatient. Alternatively, it can be directed towards someone who is alive and in no danger but you hate them intensely and can't wait for them to be killed somehow.
Seriously, how is this guy still breathing? Just die already!
die already by The Titanator June 10, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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