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Alsea is one of the best people you'll ever meet. She is so out going and goofy. At the same time, she is very caring, lovely, and very very very PENG. If you mess with her, you know you'll have to face the CLAWS. AND HER GRIPPERS. She is a feisty gal and she a baller or whateva. A real MVP. GOodbye.
"Did you see that fight that happened after school?!?!"
"It was Alsea, what do you expect."
Alsea by squishmallowluver19 May 23, 2022
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She is a bruh girl.
Alsea is such a bruh girl and we love that
Alsea by squishmallowluver19 May 23, 2022
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Alsea • alsealdo • Alsean • aleah • alea • aleana • Aleea • alesana • AISEA • Aleandro
Alleah is wired, funny, caring, she will always try to make u laugh shes shy but once to get to know her she great. She loves animals, shes kind but can be a bitch at times for fun when she and they know its a joke. If you need someone to talk to she will be there for you no matter what, once she loves you she wont stop. Dont let her go keep her in your life.
Person: oh hey alleah.
Alleah by XxLeahxxortegaxx March 17, 2018
Alea is a great and wonderful girl. She is so caring and adorable. She is talented and also smart ass. She loves to eat. She is not like that who is stay at home whole day. She likes to go outside and likes to travel. Everyone likes her. She is charming and also good at cooking.

She hates dramas but also helps friends waittt I forgot to tell that she actually have guy friends the most for then girl friends. She is so friendly.
If anyone get her as a girlfriend or best friend that guy or girl will the luckiest person in the universe.
Kevin : Alea is the goddess.
Cora : you’re lucky to have her...
Alea by _Lil_Cora_ June 15, 2020

die already 

A phrase you use when you're busy killing somebody but they're taking way too long to actually die and you're getting impatient. Alternatively, it can be directed towards someone who is alive and in no danger but you hate them intensely and can't wait for them to be killed somehow.
Seriously, how is this guy still breathing? Just die already!
die already by The Titanator June 10, 2016
A beautiful and aspiring young woman. If you're lucky enough to meet a girl named Alease, especially spelled the way that it is, consider yourself one of the lucky few. Alease is extremely sassy, so much so that when she spits her fire, it can be felt around the world. If she ever gets on your nerves you are quickly reminded of just how special she is to you whether that may from be her sense of humor, her laugh or just the way that she makes you feel when you are around her. Alease is incredibly pretty and has a natural beauty that is more radiant than one-hundred suns though this fails to surmount her inner beauty. She is super funny, extremely smart and like most girls, looking for a good time. She's not dumpy or stupid so tricks that may have worked on other girls will not phase her. She's got a cute smile that masks a fierce personality, so watch out! Alease is a girl that is worth keeping around, even with your other guy friends, as she fits in perfectly with any friend group. Don't take advantage of her because there aren't many in the world like her, so you should cherish her.
Person 1 : " So I met this girl named Alease today!"
Person 2: "Woah, aren't you lucky man, did you get her digits?"
Person 1: " Hell yeah I did, I would have missed out had I not!"
Person 2: " Good, cause had you not, I definitely would have. Consider yourself lucky!"
Alease by Baked Brotato June 18, 2015

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.
I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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