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alphabetti spaghetti 

A HEINZ Brand Spaghetti. It contains that has the "spaghetti" shaped into various Letter within the English Alphabet, all within a small tomato soup sized can.
ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?!?!

Alphabating 

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.
Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.
Alphabating by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alphabettispagetti 

a person who has no swag but is very intelligent and depressed
"Did you see alphabettispagetti argue with Kevin again she insists she's a man"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026