Alphabetting 

A thought experiment on the human reaction to being sent each letter of the alphabet individually with or without punctuation

Alphabetting:

1st message: A!
2nd message: B!
3rd message C!

Alphabetting by Wildethoughts October 9, 2021

alphabetti spaghetti 

A HEINZ Brand Spaghetti. It contains that has the "spaghetti" shaped into various Letter within the English Alphabet, all within a small tomato soup sized can.

ALPHABETTI SPAGHETTI!?!?!

alphabetti spaghetti by JustTypingStuff May 4, 2018

Alphabating 

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

Alphabating by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alphabettispagetti 

a person who has no swag but is very intelligent and depressed

"Did you see alphabettispagetti argue with Kevin again she insists she's a man"

alphabettispagetti by alphabettispagetti July 8, 2020