Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks

A phrase to describe a woman's mating behavior where she freely engages in sexual activities with the physically attractive, charismatic, charming, suave and confident males - in other words, the Alpha males - with no strings attached, shit-tests, favors, catches and any rules, hence Alpha Fucks.

At the same time the woman denies sex to the physically unattractive and undesirable men - in other words, the Beta males - instead giving ambiguous promises that sex will be offered in return if the males treat her well, take her out to dates, buy her dinner, bring her gifts, etc, hence Beta Bucks.

For the Betas, sex is held behind many barriers such as the "three dates" rule, all-expenses paid dinners, shopping trips, favors, funny jokes, rapport building, lengthy text convos, shit tests and more... all the while as the Alphas get to have sex right away without having to do all that in advance. Hence, the term Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.

This phrase can also alternatively be used to describe how a woman spends her young and fertile years hooking up and getting knocked up by the Alphas with absolutely no strings attached, and later as she seeks to settle down, seeks out a Beta to provide for her and her Alpha spawn.

Synonyms for Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks include:

Alpha Fame Beta Shame
Alpha Boss Beta Loss
Alpha Lay Beta Pay
Alpha Sex Beta Checks
Alpha Seed Beta Need
Alpha Fornicate Beta Masturbate
Samantha wrote on her Tinder profile "I'm looking for a gentleman to treat me right, buy me gifts and take me to dinners. No hookups unless you look like Jason Statham!" She is in Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks mode.

Josie had a kid with Jamal the pro basketball player and then married Richard from retail five years later. Alpha Fucks Beta Bucks.
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alpha beta

The beta before the actual beta, intended for game devs only.
Before the halo reach beta, Bungie had the alpha beta.
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Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)

The most bad ass bunch of mother fuckers you will ever meet. The number one Greek organization on their campus and quite possibly the entire world. No one is even close to being Sigma Alpha Mu.
Man I wish I was cool enough to be Sigma Alpha Mu (Beta Omega)!
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Alpha beta mort

Someone who is so smart but yet so stupid. Has a large vocabulary, and a vast knowledge, but little way to convey it. Alpha beta mort is a man with tons of talents but unfortunately is useless to humanity
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alpha-beta male

A cross between both groups, in which an individual shares traits from both groups. A person within this category might have been born as one but crossed into the other, while maintaining traits of the previous.

An Alpha-Beta is mostly a leader, but can take on the role as follower if needed. He is intelligent, Artistic, but also Athletic, and Good Looking. He may be a player or stick to long term relationships, with very beautiful women. The characterisitcs of Alpha make him have higher fisical prowess, and rle with authority. But as a Beta he is more intelligent, and refined. The combination allows for the individual to adapt easily to particular situations.

The Alpha-Beta is created from a new generation of social and cultural influences, that are constantly changing, and thus require new types of classes to thrive within it.
Bruce Wayne was born as an Alpha, through his wealth and political status, but after his many hardships, he had to learn to take on the role as a beta, Eventually he returned to Gotham as an Alpha-Beta Male
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Alpha Beta Bitch

A narcissist who acts overly aggressive and routinely threatens people with physical harm outside of the law.
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Alpha Beta Ripple

Automotive bodywork/paintshop slang for minor dents, such as those caused by shopping carts in grocery store parking lots. Derived from the once ubiquitous Alpha Beta supermarket chain.
No huge dents in the door panel, just a little Alpha Beta Ripple.
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