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Aloha Turkey

Sometimes used to describe a guy with an enormous dick, it often means an extremely average guy with little to no special values and an underwhelming penis of length and girth.
That bum over there is a real Aloha Turkey
by Theta Undertone September 25, 2017
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Aloha Turkey

basically a guy with an ENORMOUS FUCKING DICK that makes your left leg totally numb, oh and he's a cool guy too
by Aloha Turkey September 24, 2017
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