Almighty Magical Rickster 

before engaging in sexual intercourse you pour French's mustard, FRENCH'S only then you apply it with the tip of your nose on the womans vagina while slightly moving upwards and collecting a handful of dingleberries which are forcibly plugged into the females ears to the point where they can't hear, after the male dips his penis in hott salsa and penetrates the female's eye sockett pushing her eyeball back (only to be done on left eye) then the female rests her tongue on the male's gooch while she sprinkles pepper on his genitals and continues to lick it up until clean at which point the male inserts his penis in the womans anus and licks her sweaty armpits. All of which must be done while the female has one hand tied behind her back, hoping in circles on one leg.....while on fire! After the male pulls her hair up imitating a troll doll and punches her straight in the nose causing the blood to rub in with his semen in and around her mouth!

-Dude did you try the almighty magical rickster on your girl for your anniversary?
-yea dude
-so what happened?
-she is currently in intensive care for 2nd degree burns, waiting for an eye donation and just yesterday she was able to sit without ripping the 69 stitches that were given to her anus.
-oh so pretty good i guess

Almighty Magical Rickster by ricky_pro June 20, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008